Battle Royale: UW vs. Idaho Game Daily edition

Sep 11, 2009, 12:00 AM

1. What do the Huskies have to do against Idaho for you to be satisfied with their performance? Christian: Steve Sarkisian should make them run stadium stairs every day for a week if they don't score 50 points. Maks: Just a nice, sound, 60-point clobbering will do. Allen: Win. Preferably by a lot of points. 2. What do you remember about UW's last win in November 2007, a 37-23 victory over California? Christian: "Wow, California has completely given up." Maks: Nothing, because I had my priorities out of wack and decided to catch up on some homework that day. If I had known that it would be 660-plus days until the next win, I might have reconsidered. And died a little inside. Allen: I don't remember their last win. In all honesty I don't remember anything beyond their terrible 2008 season. 3. How hard would LeGarrette Blount have to punch you for you to put money on Washington State against Hawaii this weekend? Christian: About as hard as Mike Tyson hit Zach Galifianakis in "The Hangover." Maks: Kermit Washington hard. Allen: About as hard as Will Smith punches that alien pilot in Independence Day. Because WSU winning a football game is the only thing more unrealistic than aliens invading Earth. 4. If the Huskies manage to make a bowl game this season, who will fans dub as the savior: Jake Locker, or Sarkisian? Christian: Scott Woodward's scarf. Maks: They would probably decide on Sarkisian. However, if that did happen, they should hail Nick Holt as the savior. Let's face it, as horrendous as last year's offense was, the defense was that much more terrible. A pregnant Octomom could have slipped behind the Huskies' secondary in '08, given birth to all eight kids on the 10-yard line, and still would've had enough time to reach the end zone -- in a wheel chair. Allen: Sarkisian. Interesting stat: the Huskies didn't win a single game with Locker healthy last season.

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